Prohibition throughout the ages has always been a great way to regulate behavior and impose morals on people who clearly cannot decide moral questions on their own. It has worked so well in every case that The House of Crooked (congress) has decided that playing 2ct/4ct poker in your home is a moral outrage and they had to act to avoid the moral bankrupcy of America by evil online poker heads.
Just as alcohol prohibition and the war on drugs have eradicated both from our righeous society, so too has online poker vanished from America’s pure soil (except the soil with indian casinos, legal casinos, horse racing, and state lotteries. They do not soil the landscape it seems). I just want to thank our leaders for looking out for us while lining their pockets with campaign contributions from the non-soilers.
Ok, I kid. Prohibition has never worked, EVER! Online poker in the United States is just fine. True, some online poker sites no longer allow US players, but there are still many US friendly poker sites to choose from. So have a beer and relax with your favorite online poker game. I am off to introduce a bill in congress to prohibit all cursing. I feel we need to eradicate another terrible evil. I blame the French and their “sacre bleu”. Peace out, and no swearing or the man will come and take you away!
